The political season is underway. We are bombarded daily with hollow promises and meaningless sound bites.

The Elder Party is your best alternative to the bland political fare being offered. Why settle for a lesser evil when you can have the best! His shadow looms on the national horizon. Great Cthulhu makes no hollow promises, and his bites are more than just noise. He will end two-party politics, international conflict, discrimination and poverty, and deficits and inflation. He promises and end, period. His vision spans the globe; his popularity extends to the deepest ocean and the highest peaks. His is the party of inclusion like no other.

Become one with Cthulhu and the Elder Party!