A Party with Vision-

The Elder Party advocates equality for all races and universal social justice. The precepts of the Elder Party have been developed over eons of mystical study and experimentaion. During that time the Party has instituted thousands of social programs. The principles we value today will be valid tomorrow. Join us, and we will be with you for a lifetime.

A Thousand Points of Fright
The problems facing the world today are myriad and extremely complex. Only one Party has the will and ability to act swiftly, to forge a new understanding with Congress, and if they are unwilling to act, to foce solutions to today's troubles. We understand little-known secrets of economic success, and will teach these truths to all who join us.
We invite every voter to become one with the Elder Party. We listen when you call. The energy within each and every one of you wil further the cause.

We Hunger For Change
With the ascension of the Elder Pary to power in this great country, the stage will be set for us to begin implementing our full program of change. We will begin with irrevocable reforms in government. Our call for early reitrement for many government employees will be resisted. We are prepared. Re-education of remaining government workers is the key.